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Prophet Launcher

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Aim to offend yet test devotion to the pillars of humanity's most sacred in this endless, speedy 2D shooter parody created in March 2018 using the open source Godot game engine. As the final prophet of this world, annex the souls of the endless legion of old prophets and use them to enhance your own power. Begin with the first prophet Jesus, the crossed man sent to destroy your faith and die for your sins. In addition to this simple goal, there are:

11 caricatures of enemies including Jesus, Osama, and Buddha
6 weapons including a railgun and a rocket launcher
4 special abilities including slow motion and a lightning strike
5 customization upgrades including 8 colorable maps and custom enemy texture importing

Cross-platform score leaderboards
Controller, keyboard, and touchscreen support

Bored? Try turning the game into a pixel shooter by modifying the game's rendering resolution on a scale of 1-100%. Import a picture of your worst enemy (a double bacon cheeseburger with fries and extra sauce?) and claim its soul. Enable hard mode (starting gun only) or boss rush mode for an extra challenge.

All sales support Joseph Cantrell, an independent game developer. This game has been in development since April 2018 as a metaphor of my life with attention deficit hyperactive disorder. I continually iterate on Prophet Launcher to hone my development skills in areas like illustration, animation, and game mechanics. I find it worth noting again this game is parodic, and nothing within should be treated seriously. Have fun! There is always room for improvement, and thus there is more content to come.

Prophet Launcher is available to purchase and download on itch.io by clicking the link below. When you purchase on itch.io, you get the Windows, Android, and Linux versions of Prophet Launcher.




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Global Score Leaderboards


RankNameScore
1Joseph66659983
2Joseph860m632715
3pc2815335
4default2658984881
5AlerionM2183884
6AlerionM21 82985
7Nigga02560
8default2861552085
9default2866831935
10EwokSithLord 41920
11imperialism01590
12Lerry41530
13Powles91230
14default296802730
15S9Work5620
16AlerionM21 2550
17default211242510
18default267038300
19default726145140
20LucasRizzini3100
21default460362100
22default79104380
23default26589360
24default66896920
25s9Joseph 120